Imagine That

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Date a girl who will get wine drunk and get teary eyed about how no one’s favorite Harry Potter character is Harry James Potter then defends the fact that her favorite is Fred Weasley but yours should still be Harry.

firebirdeternal:

chefpyro:
chefpyro:
Someone: “People would never do anything without monetary gain”
Dungeon masters, Minecraft players, fanfic writers:
You’re so right
Wikipedia editors
Community moderators for discord servers, forums, and twitch channels
Animal shelter volunteers
People who put back extra carts at the grocery store
People who pick up litter while they’re on a jog or walk to throw it away

Humans Do Things. We dedicate a certain amount of our thing-doing capacity to making sure we survive, and in the society we’ve constructed that means Worrying about Money. But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

(via free-to-be-no-one-but-mee)

hp-rbiim:

Harry’s in St Mungo’s again

(via parkkate)

lesbianhaircut:

logarto:
i love that chuck e cheese is in no way shape or form a clown

(via royal-raccoon)

platform9and3quartrs:

I’ve got 99 problems and the fact that all the marauders and Lily have died isn’t one of them because JK Rowling no longer controls canon and they have all been resurrected you’re welcome.

(via suck-too-hard-on-your-jaskier)

theartofangirling:

witchbitch1333:
oppan-gandalf-style:
witchbitch1333:
fangirlsaywhaat:
siriusblackfoot:
captofthesswolfstar:
napsaremybitch:
napsaremybitch:
askmischiefmanaged:
AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney
Third Years: Snape is making us do an essay on werewolves
Remus:
Thinking back on his Marauder days:
When he’s all moody before the full moon
Originally posted by shaymout
when james and sirius come up with an idiotic prank but remus is too done to stop them
Teaching the kids about Defence Against Dark Arts
Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom
When Snape asks if he knows anything about the Marauders Map:
when they’re all trying to make the marauder’s map
Originally posted by legally-a-cow
*Marauders set off dungbombs in Slytherin Commonroom*
McGonagall: Mr. Lupin? You and your friends wouldn’t have anything to do with what happened in the dungeons, would you?
Remus:
*at the DADA job interview*
Dumbledore: why do you want this job?
Lupin:

(via drarrydorks)

coras-bucket-of-gay-trash:

jodie whittaker: hi im jo-
tumblr gays: her. that one. i love her.

saltwaterstudy:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:
letsboldlygomotherfuckers:
u may think college is all parties and drinking but in reality it’s just a constant cycle of eating food that’s /slightly/ out of date and hoping you don’t die
I would just like to update you all on the fact I have now graduated and it turns out adult life is exactly the same
THINGS THAT ARE OK TO EAT OUT OF DATE:
Fruit
Dairy (Do a smell test. If it smells acidic or rancid, chuck it)
Bread (Check for mould. If it’s dry, microwave a slice with a sprinkle of water on it)
Dry pasta, noodles
Canned foods
Cereal
Eggs (If you keep them in the fridge, they’ll last 3-5 weeks)
Hard cheese (Cut mould off- It’s too solid for the mycelium to penetrate very far)

THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T EAT
Chicken, fish, meat in general
Shellfish
Premade salad
Fresh berries
Soft cheeses
Bean sprouts

Obviously be sensible. If it smells like its nasty, don’t put it in your mouth.

(via royal-raccoon)

wildfire-whizbangs:

James and Oliver at the Duke of Edinburgh awards 💖 They’re such handsome classy gentlemen! Note the twin ties (and shoes) 😍

(via georgeweasleysgirl)